Just gone to the pit stop to have breakfast.
Had pancakes with syrup, sausages and steak.
Fill me up, I say!
Gotta have a big one, it sure was a blast today.

Hauling this 18-wheeler ain’t too bad.
List’nin’ to my old country songs,
Bring back mem’ries when I was still a young lad.

Gone were those days,
In with this moustache and long face.
Much to my mom’s dismay
Oh well, at least I’d still be hip in Bombay.

Dang this phone that keep dingin’
Prolly third wifey who wants to send me her lovin’
Took a peek at it
Sure enough it was her and couldn’t help starin’
At the vid of her and her maties’ boobies’ boingin’.