A pig’s poo comes splaterring around my face
Jubilee kicked in
It was state fair and these pigs poo alright
But never in a million years land on someone’s face!
Then as I wandered around, I came upon this so-called Tree of Life
Where its bark had notches for feet to climb on
‘Cabins’ to rest in and even saw this UPS guy deliver a man’s package.
I gave in to temptation and climbed this magnificent, shady tree
Where I could hear people already snoring.
Thought I heard someone banging on the door many times
Couldn’t ignore it any longer,
Woken up to find out it was only the wind wildly blowing,
And to realize a pig just pood on my face!
*Could these dreams of being lucky be brought on by witnessing two shooting stars on my way home on the Cajon Pass last night?*