Beautiful, sunny Monday morning 

No traffic at all – all going smooth

When getting into the train, “What is that smell?”

Some say someone’s been dopin’

Left an electrical panel wide open

Could it be the electrician onboard?

Maybe so — Here he left his pen and got bored.   

Now, what is that other smell?

Fouler than a carbuncle

(Not that I have any)

Could it be that that man over there been smokin’ many?