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The second you get into this lane

Seatbelt on, make sure it’s secure

Because this ride’s gonna make you insane

And it’s highly addictive, there is no cure.

Changing lanes is not an option

Just speed up to get car in front’s attention

Up to this? You ask your tyres

It’s time for the Diaries of the Bumpyres

They’ll eat you

Squeeze you dry

Til you give up and wonder why you had no clue

Drive you off the road

Yes they do dare will try.

So if I were you

Driving up and down the Cajon Pass

Make sure you’re up to date, “in” the lane

For there is no saying when they strike

Always be vigilant, always be on the lookout for these speeding, crazy Bumpyres.