The second you get into this lane
Seatbelt on, make sure it’s secure
Because this ride’s gonna make you insane
And it’s highly addictive, there is no cure.
Changing lanes is not an option
Just speed up to get car in front’s attention
Up to this? You ask your tyres
It’s time for the Diaries of the Bumpyres
They’ll eat you
Squeeze you dry
Til you give up and wonder why you had no clue
Drive you off the road
Yes they do dare will try.
So if I were you
Driving up and down the Cajon Pass
Make sure you’re up to date, “in” the lane
For there is no saying when they strike
Always be vigilant, always be on the lookout for these speeding, crazy Bumpyres.