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There was once a little girl

Who could read signs

Went to the train station and read,

“Warning: Stay behind the yellow line”

Went to the grocery store with her dad and

On the self checkout, the checkout-checker lady said, “I’ll be back in a sec.”

As if on cue, the little girl grabbed a Toblerone,

Ran it past the scanner and beeped,

It read “Toblerone $1.99”.

The lady checker wasn’t there to take it out now

The little girl knew her dad wasn’t keen on talking to the checker lady

The dad just sighed and surrendered,

“What the heck!”

There was once a (cheeky) little girl

Who could read signs

Went to the train station and read,

“Stay behind the yellow line”

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